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- mom: hurry up, we need to get going!
- me: *comes downstairs*
- mom: ok now i just gotta vacuum and change clothes 3 times and wash the dishes and mow the lawn and do my makeup and walk the dog and program my computer and drive to china and back
- me: but-
- mom: DON'T RUSH ME
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roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
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Ellen knows how much Justin loves his hair, so she made him a hat that attaches onto his robe and floats over his head. bless
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